Hello new Twitter friend. Or at least I hope we’re friends. Or will become friends. Over time.

Maybe you already know about me. If you don’t, go here.

Maybe you wanted to read stuff I’ve written. Okay then, go here.

Maybe you want to watch some clips of me on TV. Alrighty, here’s your link.

If you’re digging me by this point, don’t forget to follow me:

Or maybe, just maybe, you only clicked on me because of some witty or provocative or poignant thing I said on Twitter. Well, rest assured. I do it all the time. Not too often, a few times a day. But why stop at following me on Twitter? Let’s take things to the next level. Let’s be friends.

How can you be my friend?

A. Tweet back at me, I love a good dialogue.

B. Join my email list. A few times a month, I send out stuff I write, video clips, etc. You’ll be glad you signed up, I promise.

C. Friend me on Facebook.

D. Sit with me in the cafeteria next time — should we find ourselves together in said cafeteria.

E. And don’t forget, the reason you came here — because you want to follow me on Twitter, yeah?